NFL Picks, Week 2

Here are my pick for this week. For entertainment purposes ONLY! ;)

Home Teams in CAPS!!!

TITANS (-7.5) over Texans

Everyone was on the Texans bandwagon at the beginning of the season. I’d be surprised if there were a single, non-Texans fan left after this week.

Vikings (-9.5) over LIONS

It’s the Lions. A black hole of suckitude. If the Vikes can’t cover the 9.5, they should just give up this season.

Giants (+2.5) over COWBOYS

I like the Giants this year to win the NFC East, and I’m waiting The Savior™, aka Tony Romo, to show up for big games.

Bengals (+9.5) over PACKERS

The Bengals offense played like a Pee-Wee team against Denver, but I think that 9.5 points is WAY too much to give to the Packers, even if the game is at Lambeau Field.

Raiders (+3.5) over CHIEFS

I really like what the Raiders did against the Chargers, and to me, should have won that game. The Chiefs showed some life against the Ravens, but I think the Raiders get the victory here, or at least cover the 3.5 point spread.

Saints (+1.5) over EAGLES

A hurt or no McNabb + an awesome Saints offense = Saints victory.

REDSKINS (-10.5) over Rams

I’ll pick against the Rams every week until they show SOMETHING.

Patriots (-5.5) over JETS

I’m not convinced that the Jets defense is as good as it was against the Texans. And I’m not convinced the Patriots are going to be as rusty as they were on Monday night. I think the Pats cover easy in this one, though I could be wrong if last week wasn’t a fluke on both ends.

BILLS (-4.5) over Bucs

The Bucs are going 2-14 this year, you watch. The Bills should have beaten the Pats last week. This week they take out their frustrations out on a bad, bad team.

JAGS (-3.5) over Cardinals

As bad as Arizona needs this win, they’re facing HUGE odds in this one. West coast teams traveling east for a 1pm Eastern-time start get CRUSHED. They’re about 0-1000 in the past few years. Take the Jags.

Seahawks (+1.5) over NINERS

Seattle played great against the Rams, even though the Rams are horrible this year. The 49ers, while improved, are not ready yet to win the division. Next year’s their time, this year it’s the Seahawks.

Steelers (-2.5) over BEARS

If Jay Cutler can throw 4 INT’s against the Packers, how does he do against the Steelers? Steelers crush the Bears here.

Ravens (+4.5) over CHARGERS

The Chargers had a poor showing against the Raiders, and the Ravens didn’t play up to their potential against the Chiefs. Are telling me I get 4.5 points with the Ravens? Sign me up!

BRONCOS (-3.5) over Browns

The Broncos got a lucky break against the Bengals last week, but I think they’re better than the Browns, plus they’re at home. I think the altitude is the difference here.

Colts (-3.5) over DOLPHINS

No way do the Colts not cover here. Dolphins got beat up by the Falcons, and the Colts are better than the Falcons.